sparkgrrl658:

in my ongoing search for the hairdryer, i also found what i think is a stress boob.

…i mean ball. stress ball. (IDEA: STRESS TESTICLE)

anyway, someone buy this and then let me know what your boss and or minion’s face looks like when they walk in on you gently squeezing this baby and pinching the nipple alone in your work space.

in related news, it’s been so long since i’ve been caught up on tumblr i have no idea what to do with myself and all this free time.